I would rather….
I would rather Be Frigid than Be obese
I would rather Mail myself to Utah than Be handcuffed to someone with putrid body odor for two weeks
I would rather Play basketball with ten fingers taped together than Play soccer with 5 toes taped together
I would rather Be Rupert Murdoch than Be Britney Spears
I would rather Be recognized for saving 500 people’s lives than Be voted the #1 sexiest person in my country
I would rather Sleep with a celebrity of my choice than Not have to work for 5 years
I would rather Go 2 years without sex than Get caught cheating
I would rather Have one week off with half pay than Punch my boss in the neck really hard with no repercussions
I would rather Make out with Hoan than Make out with Chantelle
I would rather Have sex with the same person I love until I die than Have many beautiful lovers but never feel loved
I would rather Have diarrhea than Be constipated
I would rather Fall down two flights of steps than Get hit by a car going 8mph
I would rather Be one of the actresses in “Two Girls One Cup” than Live on the streets for 5 years
And I would rather post this one nonsensical stuff than not posting at all. I was in a breathing space for 4 days and had finished The Undomestic Goddess, that’s cool! And I selected reading that buoyant tome rather than the Love in the Time of Cholera which I previously say that it’s one of my wish list. I promised myself to read at least one book a month. During my first two months here in Canada and that was exactly 5 months ago, I think I’ve read 4 to five books I have rented in the Public Library. That is in the absence of Internet.
By the way, the” I would rather thing” is from the numerous app’s my friends in Facebook love to pass on me. Because I am boba (stupid) to the nth power, I have to Google Rupert Murdoch and the movie “Two Girls One Cup? That film, I still have to find out. Please don’t ask whose Hoan and Chantelle because I don’t know them. I just assumed them a boy and a girl.
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bebe,
ako naman may version para lang sa yo – I would rather be here with you than be with someone else (*kilig*)
malapit na valentine’s day, bebe. i just hope you’ll have a good time.
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mwahahaha! kulet mo bebe ha! sarap mi pingutin sa tenga lol!!! uhmmn wala me trabaho ako nun bebe e
happy valentine’s day na lang sayo saka sa wife mo
ano plano nyo? inggitin mo naman ako lol!
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ngek sino tumatawag ng bebe sau dito?
anak ng pating saglit lang ako nakatalikod meron ka na kabebehan.
ako din ayaw maging obese.
nde ko mapanood yang ‘two girls one cup’, meron kasi ako nababasang nde magagandang comment tungkol jan.
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ayan si confused si bebe ko sis toni
ngeks ibig mong sabihin salbahe yang movie na yan?
buti na lang di ko pinanood…ayaw ko ng bad na movie e.
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parang ngpost nyan ang inang at ambo.
check mo response ng mga nakapanood non.
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sige nga hanapin ko
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alam mo yung kanta ni luther vandross?
“I’d rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else,
I’d rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself,
I’d rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart,
I’d rather have the one who holds my heart…”
yan ang naisip ko habang binabasa ko post mo, walang konek! ewan ko ba, siguro dahil sa mga pulang nakikita ko paglabas ng bahay pagpasok sa opisina.
zherwin’s last blog post..More of Anawangin
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lol! may konek naman ha? kasi may “rather” e hehehehe!!. ganda yang song na yan..para sa mga hopeless romantics…at may kuneksyon din naman pala tong post ko sa Valentine’s day ano? lol!
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*nosebleed*
toloy toloy ang english spokening dito ‘day! hahahah…mwaaaahh…haller to toni! been busy! ihanap nyo ko ng work!!!!! mag re-resign na kooooooooo
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hay naku sis….dahil sa inis ko sa PPP kaya kailangan kong gawin to lol!
saka tukayo..binabasa na ko ni bossing waaaahhhh nabasa nya yung idyutay, pero okay lang nagsorry sya sa kin tapos nung narinig nya yung anak nyang nagsalita ng ganun…pinagalitan at sabi nya ay min it!!!!!!!
hindi ka pala pwedeng magresayn…di ka yayaman kapag nagresign ka lol!
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Hmm..interesting list…and yeah, I would rather be anyone else than Britney!!
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Speaking of Brtiney.. have to google the lyrics of her recent song pala..medyo curious ako e lol!
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It’s good that you’re into books! They’re wonderful. I don’t know how I can live without them.
joy
A Pinay In England
Your Love Coach
The Goddess In You
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naiinggit kasi ako sa mga blogger na mahilig magbasa lol!! just kidding
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okay yung mga choices mo ah. pero di tayo pareho, may mga choices akong kabaligtaran sa yo. like this one:
I would rather Punch my boss in the neck really hard with no repercussions than Have one week off with half pay! (busit kasi yung ex-boss ko eh)
or this one:
I would rather Have many beautiful lovers but never feel loved than Have sex with the same person I love until I die! he he. (joke lang)
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hehehe naughty ka ha friend monaco
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